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[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 90 points 6 months ago

Damn, been awhile since I ate the onion. With how crazy shit has been lately this was honestly pretty believable

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 13 points 6 months ago

/stops caramelizing this post

[-] julysfire@lemmy.world 69 points 6 months ago

Almost had me there on that one.

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I had a half second of "Wait what!?" before I realized I should check what community it was from.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

Ate the onion and went back for seconds.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 6 months ago

Loser.

(This is too believable)

[-] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 15 points 6 months ago

Shit, I ate the onion this time. Only realized when I read your comment.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 months ago

I love how Zuck downgraded himself from wannabe Augustus Caesar to wannabe Nero’s bitch advisor.

[-] Metz@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Yep, even at "War of Northern Aggression" is still was chewing that onion. Absolutely believable that such shit comes out of his mouth.

[-] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 11 points 6 months ago

Ate thé onion too... For a sec

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

The real flag of the movement will come after the inauguration.

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