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Putin falls to his death from an open window.

You know that list of the richest people in the world?

Wipe my arse with it so all the shits of the world die.

My first thought always goes for the bezos of the world but my immediate second thought is always about them undoubtedly having a legacy planned for passing their money to the next bezo. So then what’s the point?

Can’t do the US Supreme Court people I don’t like either.

I don’t personally have any one I’d write in.

Fuck it, I’m writing in Elon Musk gets imploded in a Tesla submarine by himself.

Chatgpt suggests that with a 0.3mm tip pen, and writing letters no more than 2mm x 2mm, you could fit roughly 1000 names per side of an a4 sheet.

So if you’re fine with the default means of killing, and use both sides of the paper, you could take out about 2000 people.

As far as how I would personally use it? I’d put down maybe two or three names per month. I don’t have the greatest fine motor skills around, so I could fit maybe 250 names per side at most.

Who would I target? Idk. My first thought would be people like Putin & Kim Jong Un, but the concern there is if those two chucklefucks suddenly die, their countries will descend into chaos and there’s no telling what will happen to their nukes.

Hang out with a cool ghost.

I think I’d just fold it up and keep it hidden somewhere until something crazy happens where the world would really actually strongly benefit. I don’t think right now is the time.

I'd probably just eat some chips or a cupcake while an entire police force discusses me for what feels like 600 hours and nothing at all ever happens

Does it follow Death Note rules? Because I am not having my name written by no dadgum shinnygammy man

I'd save it exclusively for people who drive like donkeys. I'll solve bad driving once and for all.

What's the Death Note?

Reverse the overton window.