"Investigators found searches on her phone for how to poison pets, how much bleach is needed to kill an animal, and how to clear search history," clearly didn't learn anything from that last search.
I gotta imagine that level of search would likely only yield results that will dupe family or technologically illiterate police. Any investigator with half a brain would be able to figure out the searches.
That's fair. I know there are cases where cops will say they didn't find anything but only because they only looked at Internet Explorer.
How trumpian of her
Future AG material.
Maybe Department of Agriculture depending on her position on child labor
That mugshot suggests that she can't shut the fuck up.
"She left the barn but not before returning twice a day to take photos and a video, according to the Statesman."
I mean... probably before too.
I kinda want her to get the full two years, but jail doesn’t cure stupid.
Stupidity is not the problem here.
She a minor, first time offender, and a white woman. If she doesn't get a light tap on the wrist I'll be surprised.
She's not a minor. Not in TX. 17 is tried as an adult for criminal offenses.
Unless she said "you're next" within the cops hearing. That's terrorism charges, boys!
But what about her future?!? She could be a State Governor, or Homeland Security Secretary, we have to protect her!
How was the goat cheating?
"The teen said that the student taking care of the goat was a “cheater” and that she “does not like cheaters.” She did not detail how she believed the competitor was cheating."
So she punishes the innocent animal of course.
Hmm. What does this vague victimization remind me of?
Yeah I'm confused. You don't get to be the Greatest Of All Time by cheating
I read this as she cheated on her lover by sleeping with someone else.
Future MAGA farmers of America.
Exactly. The TeKKKsas GQP is gonna be on her faster than her parole officer.
I feel sorry for her future boyfriend, rip.
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