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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

designs your cities so you can't be farther than 2 ft away from a road at any given time and then complains that car attacks only happened because of woke

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[-] doctortofu@reddthat.com 74 points 6 months ago
[-] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

The dipstick says TRANS on it!

[-] Trent@lemmy.ml 33 points 6 months ago

It doesn't matter how/if they're linked to the attack, just that he said the magic evil words. Kind of like socialism and communism.

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Kind of like socialism and communism.

Don't forget:

  • Unions
  • Minimum wage
  • Free healthcare
  • Rehabilitation
  • Accountability
  • Sunshine law
[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Well, until people like him lose their jobs for this kind of malice people will continue to believe it or believe that it stems from stupidity until the “woke” are in cages with the public blessing.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 months ago

Just like faith healers blaming natural disasters on homosexuality. Same story different packaging.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

I'm afflicted by the Woke Mind Virus™, so it's safe to say I'm Woke as Hell.

Never had any violent urges though, but I certainly understand why Luigi.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

It's not "bizarre;" it's "fraudulent" and "blood libel" and "incitement."

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

They're so consistently dumb and evil that you can forget this is the behavior of a terrorist.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago

They’re psychopaths

[-] maniel@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

well, that's why Islamists call the West spoiled, because women and gays have rights, what next? goats? /s

[-] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago

yeah the organization that applied these DEI policies to hired the said assailant check notes darn US government /s

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