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[-] mohammed_alibi@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Larry "Xi Jinping" Ellison

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago

Larry Ellison is one of the biggest pieces of shit and Oracle can go fuck themselves.

[-] ME5SENGER_24@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Lets use it only on citizens who are billionaires to make sure they remain on their best behavior.

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Who's watching the billionaires?

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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I heard a guy tell a story about a vast AI-fueled cluster of bombs strapped to Larry's head set to trigger if he says objectively inhumane, anti-democratic shit can ensure Larry stays a lot quieter.

[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 15 points 9 months ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Give the entirety of Lana'i to the Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the sea on a raft or something.

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

you hear a sudden beep in your ears

"Sir you've not been smiling. We really want citizens to be smiling!"

[-] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Queue countdown before this guy's skeletons come out...

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Most people only have one skeleton, but you've got my support either way!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Come on.....don't be so dramatic.

.........we never got to see Brian Thompson's skeliton. We just saw him fall down.

[-] mwproductions@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Have you seen the documentary about him? Some of them are already on display.

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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 9 months ago

Well, if you own a world inhabited by a few billion people, you want to make sure they’re optimally generating value for you and not bringing down the value of your holdings.

[-] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago
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[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

Tim Allen with bad facial hair looking motherfucker

[-] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago
[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

The rich really think we'll buy a prison as a utopia.

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[-] dukatos@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

ORACLE - One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago

Can we apply it to tax cheats first?

[-] SnotFlickerman 9 points 9 months ago

The text is behind a paywall and I would actually like to see the details of what this idiot fuck said.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Lemme guess... Based on oracle no doubt. The wrong people are gonna prosper the next 4 years.

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[-] Revonult@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

He looks like the plastic version of Tim Allen as Santa from that Christmas movie.

[-] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Should work pretty good if the IRS uses it for tax audits.

[-] mhague@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Police could already use drones operated by humans to chase people. It's already possible and already safer. For some reason the police don't seem to give a shit about that. Their leaders don't care, and their leaders' leaders don't care. But go ahead billionaire man with AI, change the world.

[-] TwoFacedJanus1968@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

It will just mean that the citizens will ill-intent will find ways to use the same tools against the surveillance system.

Not to mention, most of the people NOT on their best behavior will be the guys running the companies and agencies running the system.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago

Ellison made the comments as he spoke to investors earlier this week during an Oracle financial analysts meeting ...

Ellison said AI would be used in the future to constantly watch and analyze vast surveillance systems, like security cameras, police body cameras, doorbell cameras, and vehicle dashboard cameras.

"We're going to have supervision," Ellison said. "Every police officer is going to be supervised at all times, and if there's a problem, AI will report that problem and report it to the appropriate person. Citizens will be on their best behavior because we are constantly recording and reporting everything that's going on."

Ellison also expects AI drones to replace police cars in high-speed chases. "You just have a drone follow the car," Ellison said. "It's very simple in the age of autonomous drones."

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Broke guy Agent641 says a vast self-funded purchase of plastic water pistols and a sample pot of black house paint can ensure that Larry is wrong.

[-] hexadence@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
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