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[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago

One for all my distinguished "overly cropped meme" lovers. You deserve the best this year. I will bring you top quality memes I promise.

[-] DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Making a good Overly Cropped is like a fine art. To crop a piece that leaves the reader wanting more is to create a story and a mystery. Great stuff.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The perfect amount of cropped is "someone comments about the crop".

On this post I was that commenter.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ok but where are the bananas

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Obviously not here

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 month ago

Once a relative was prescribed antidepressants but decided not to get them because they figured they'd rather cope in their own way than use a potentially addictive psychoactive substance to mask their symptoms without fixing the main cause. It made perfect sense until it turned out "their own way" involved frequently drinking alcohol.

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

You can get my Bong when you claw it from my cold dead Hands!....

Or when you come over and we smoke together, I guess I would hand it over to you more peacefully then.

[-] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

These are my oats brother

[-] guava_tropic@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

I mean one is a legit medication for a lot of conditions so you could just be considered medicated. The other is just addictive poison and every alcoholic knows it's not doing them any good and slowly killing them sooo. Yeah.

[-] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago

How are you coming to this post and being the person the meme is about lol

[-] guava_tropic@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Because the meme is fucking stupid and misleading. Cannabis actually does treat seizures, pain, muscle spasms and the list goes on. Go fucking give people shit for taking their antidepressants and seizure medications. It's the same difference.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Alcohol is also used in medication

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's also used as a treatment for methanol and antifreeze poisoning.

[-] guava_tropic@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

That's not even in the same ballpark, cannabis actually does treat seizures, pain, muscle spasms and the list goes on. Go give people shit for taking their antidepressants and seizure medications. It's the same difference. Alcohol can treat poison and alcohol withdrawal while you're quitting alcohol, cannabis can treat chronic depression and prevent seizures and isn't poisonous.

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Yep, rips a bong.

That apparently makes me a chad addict

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You are now tagged as Chaddict

[-] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

That's my name, don't wear it out

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A phrase I learned from Bobby's World.

edit: Formatting.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 1 month ago

When I have pot I smoke 24/7, if I don't have I don't really care and can pass months before I ever think on buying again.

I just bought a weed vape, that dosen't smell like pot and have been fabulous, I can smoke everywhere* without anyone knowing about it.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago

It smells like weed dude you are lying to yourself.

Source: a lot of weed

[-] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

While there certainly are exceptions, and the higher quality the smellier it will be, weed concentrates and carts have very little smell, and when it does it dissipates quickly, and doesn’t stick to you

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 1 month ago

Nah, my wife can't stand the weed smell and she's being very happy since I got the vape because the house isn't smelling like weed when I use it. The flavor of the vape is "peachy nerdz", but I can't feel anything else that a little sweet.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I can smoke everywhere* without anyone knowing about it

You can get that fantasy out of your head. People can smell it. I help manage a publicly available recording studio that has a strict no smoking vaping policy. Many think their vape doesn't smell like weed.

[-] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Weed can absolutely be a crippling addiction and anyone who denies it is lying or ignorant

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Same as religion. Certain personality types can be crippled by anything. It doesn't cripple everyone.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 1 month ago

Besides denial, I guess there's some merit to not admitting

Pot has been banned as a drug for a long-ass time, it's still not as widely accepted as alcohol or cigarettes are

Having it be the same position as a candy bar is more of a benefit for keeping it legal than moving it to the same space as cigarettes or alcohol in a parliament that is convinced that it's more similar to neither and closer to crack or cocaine, even if wrong

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Insufferable weed bros are pretty bad.

Typed between bong hits to be fair lol

[-] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 2 points 1 month ago

"weed's not habit forming" nothing is dipshit the brain gets addicted to whatever you enjoy too much, drugs just fuck with the part that does that.

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