Today we learnt... : memes

[-] yukichigai@kbin.social 192 points 1 year ago

What a horrible day to have genitals.

[-] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 130 points 1 year ago

Why did I learn how to read?

[-] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 42 points 1 year ago

Society forced you. Time to burn it all down.

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[-] moonsnotreal 96 points 1 year ago

Ok I guess we both have it bad

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

I’ve had both happen, yeah both suck

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 year ago

How?

[-] TaleOfSam@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago

Life's wild, my friend

[-] Walk_blesseD 22 points 1 year ago

Some of us go from having one set of bits to having a different set of bits.

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[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

A fart is nowhere near as bad as the inside of a dirty toilet 😅

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[-] wil 81 points 1 year ago

As a pussy haver. What the fuck

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Today we encounter the "pussy havers" and the "pussy have nots" learning side by side! Spectacular!

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[+] WhyIDie@lemmy.ml 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 1 year ago

The dreaded double dutch

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[-] grayman@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago

I was helping my daughter (3) pee. Pee came out of 3 places at once at one point, then 2.

I'll keep my ding dong, thanks.

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[-] kevinbacon@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

W-what?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

It's true.

[-] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago

Oh man I had diarrhea in a porta-potty a couple weeks ago and got some splash back. I was not a happy camper.

[-] papajohn@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

I call bullshit. No one survives the blue touch.

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[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Poseidon's Kiss™️

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[-] Nfntordr@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl

[-] spader312@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

You don't want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills

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[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

Relax guys. We all know girls don't fart.

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[-] koyo@ani.social 45 points 1 year ago

im with everyone here. what the fuck

[-] Dream_state@aussie.zone 37 points 1 year ago

The old witches kiss

[-] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago

Its neptunes kiss when you let a turd go and water shoots back up your asshole from the splash.

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[-] OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago

What the fuck

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] gonzo0815@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

Is it ok to like those?

[-] maiskanzler@feddit.de 52 points 1 year ago

Whatever tickles your pickle.

[-] Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Fuck you, well done.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(cis)Women also will never know the pain of sitting on their own balls.

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[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

When I shit my dick touch the water

[-] victron@programming.dev 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're not supposed to shit in the urinals, my dude.

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Then why are they butt-level???

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[-] Fhek@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

The requeefining.

[-] Mercival@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My friend told me of the horror of your menstrual cup falling into a public toilet. I'd take licking the bowl over that shit any day of the week.

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

This is why you keep spare pads or tampons or we.

The one day you don't have them, that's when the worse will happen

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[-] platysalty@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?

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[-] 93Akkord@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

So if you go down on a girl after she does this does that mean you're eating shit particles?

[-] BellaDonna@mujico.org 23 points 1 year ago

I mean, you're always probably going to a little bit, no big deal, but they're so close together that it just happens

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[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Fat ass man here, can fart in 3 voices at the same time, I conserve one in the under ass, one in the upper ass and let them out the same time. You should've seen the admiring faces from the two cops in the front of the car. I even did it with cuffs. They totally wanted autographs.

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[-] Franzia 15 points 1 year ago

This is an excellent advertisement for bottom surgery: I want to have experienced both.

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[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

weirdly accurate

[-] mub@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

I bet it is great requeef when it comes out!

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[-] dodgy_bagel 14 points 1 year ago

Had both.

Don't recommend either.

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[-] TheLobotomist@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Can some woman confirm this is legit? Seems very hard to believe

[-] RaptorMother@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

It is... And honestly, I can't tell which one is worse. I will say, the first time it happened, I was terrified, thought something was wrong with me

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[-] books@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Well. That was definitely something.

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