756
Woman?
(slrpnk.net)
Never gets old
What is a republican?
Someone that makes women cover their drinks when they walk in the room
Serious answer: Anyone who identifies as one.
I literally can't pin it down more than that as there are exceptions to every rule. Same goes for a man.
No. While people have the freedom to call themselves whatever they want, I also reserve my own freedom to call them whatever the f*** I want. It works both ways. At least it should.
remember kids, freedom of speech does not mean freedom of consequences
I should be able to call a man in dress a man, without any legal consequences. Snowflakes simply shouldn't be able to terrorize others.
Calm down King Edward. The scottish cant hurt you anymore.
A miserable pile of secrets!
But enough talk, let's grab a drink?
Leaving your drink unattended in public spaces is a terrible idea in general.
I want to say y'all are paranoid. But.
My wife came home one night, hammered. OK. Fuck me, she drove home?! Not proud to say, but we drank and drove a lot in those days, got a hotel or cab if we were smashed.
Next day she doesn't remember a thing but having a second drink at the bar with the girls. Nothing else. C'mon! Could hardly believe it, chewed her out for driving drunk, she insisted she only had 2 or 3 drinks. Bullshit. Takes more than a couple of drinks for us to black out. Hell, we never got that drunk.
She got to talking to her friends that were regulars at that bar. Regulars who had the same bar tender. Same exact experiences. You add it up.
She wouldn't report it. Because what are you going to report exactly?
Having said all this, that's my only story on the subject. And I've done a lot of sketchy shit, ran with sketchy people. Date rape drugs are not as common as you might think. But they are indeed a thing.
Oh, it's surprisingly common. There are even occasional bursts of people cutting out the middle-person and going for directly injecting people on the dance floor
It's scary out there
(and don't drive drunk kids; you're risking innocent lives because you're too cheap to get a cab. Not a good look)
Could hardly believe it, chewed her out for driving drunk, she insisted she only had 2 or 3 drinks
Only? You shouldn't drive if you have had any drinks.
"Date drugs" are super common and easy to buy. Psychopaths that actually use them on unconsenting people, fortunately not very common. But common enough thst I would never leave my drink unattended.
ehhhhh this is cringe. on both sides.
Thanks, I do try my hardest to act the insufferable cunt on here, so seeing people act like my reply was somehow clever and original (it wasn't, I've just seen it used before) was a bit of a surprise.
if i goto a party and women cover their drinks im turning the fuck around and leaving because that's some trauma im not dealing with.
If you go to a party and women cover their drinks you have some serious introspection to do, fren
Idk fam, sounds like a you problem
this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
756 points (100.0% liked)
Clever Comebacks
1218 readers
1 users here now
Posts of clever comebacks in response to someone.
Rules:
- Be civil and remember the human. No name calling or insults. Swearing is allowed but when used to insult someone.
- Discussion is encouraged, but only in good faith. No arguing for arguments sake.
- No bigotry of any kind.
- Censor names/identifying info of everyone who isn’t a public figure.
- If you break the rules you’ll receive one warning before you’re banned.
- Enjoy this community in the light hearted manner it’s intended.
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS