I also love how it starts with him wishing all a Merry Christmas and ends with him naming certain people he won't wish a Merry Christmas.
He thinks the 38k lives lost building the Panama Canal were American!? Bro is terminally dumb.
he's an idiot who wants to cede american ieadership and influence on virtually everything to china because all he's interested in xenophobia fearmongering over actual investment in america.
I'm hoping these continual word salads mean the aneurysm in his brain is continuing to grow. Not that his vp moving into the presidency would be any better though, but hot damn would him croaking be so fucking satisfying. Hope he had plenty of hamberders as his xmas feast.
This is genuinely the worst timelins
I can picture one where he breeds little clones of themselves with Elon as his spouse
Thanks for a chuckle at least
That's a weird way to spell "thanks for the nightmare fuel"
He forgot to wish Merry Christmas to the millions of illegal criminal immigrants who are eating our pets, stealing our women, and doing our jobs while getting free Healthcare from our government.
Also Hillary’s emails
If Canada was to become our 51st state
The last time that was attempted forcefully, it ended up with them burning down the White House. Canada is also one of the major reasons we have international agreements banning the use of chemical weapons in warfare.
So... maybe let's just leave Canada to their own devices.
We would appreciate it. No offence but you guys can be pretty rowdy neighbours and quite frankly a bad influence on this household.
I don’t think he knows how to use capital letters
The list of things he doesn't know but should would probably be longer than Wikipedia.
This list of things he doesn't know is Wikipedia.
I would bet you there are things he doesn't know that even the most anal Wikipedia editor would say, "really? Someone needed to tell him that?"
He just can't leave Joe Biden alone, can he?
Nope. He'll be ranting about Biden and Obama until he chokes on a hamberder on the toilet or whatever other stupid way he dies.
I still think that someone will shoot him during his term, but I don't know if that would be even worth celebrating as I dread to think who'd take his place...
As Jello Biafra once said, "I'd rather have a dumb Nazi than a smart Nazi."
I hope it's ultra stupid. Like, hit by a truck, survived, slips in the shower at the hospital breaks his neck, survives, and then after 8 years as a quadriplegic the housekeeper unplugs the ventilator to plug in a vacuum cleaner.
Choking on piss from a Russian prostitute.
What the everlasting fuck?!
That was one of several offensive Christmas posts by the Dictator Elect.
That one was from last year. Note the date.
Not surprising you didn't realize since this is an annual thing for him.
I totally missed that, but as you said, it’s no surprise this is a regular occurrence.
It's absolutely fucking insane to me how anyone ever could post this and get elected president of the United States of America. This single post alone would mean political suicide in almost any other western democracy.
It's just - what is happening?? I'm absolutely dumbstruck by this lunacy. I cannot for the life of me understand how someone could look at this dumpster fire of a human being and say "Yes, that's who should represent me in the world and shape the policies of my everyday life." Holy fucking shit what the fuck is happening
You never did expect Trump being presidential, or at least gentlemanly, did you? He might be rich and influential, but there are crack consumers with better manners.
Is it real? Can you give a link?
I don't question you FS, it's just these two pages (?) look too well structured for his current level of mental demise. Guess he could've got it proofreaded by someone.
I really do not want to link directly to Truth Social, but this should work:
Edit: I went to TS to get the images, I just refuse to facilitate him getting any more direct views on my account.
I agree. Thank you.
President Elon Musk needs to get his butler under control. This is an embarrassment to 🇺🇸.
He means Merry Xmas to the CEOs, who have successfully regained control of the remaining 99.99% of the population, and whose ancestors from the Virginia Company would be very proud.
Sources, for anyone that wants to verify:
Ha ha cookie choices
"Learn more" or "Accept"
Way too European to click that shite
I didn't really want to verify but thanks anyway
It sounds like the angry rantings of a 10 year old
one is an inbred privileged rich kid with a criminal history... and so is king charles.
One of them is the brother of a pedophile and the other is the pedophile's former best friend.
Maybe the great cheetoh doesn't understand what "to all" means.
Making up my 2025 bingo. Putting "Invade Canada", "Invade Greenland", "WW3", and "We're the baddies" on it.
King's speech - "Peace on earth plz"
President Elect's speech - "Reeeeee"
To be honest this is about the same level of inane fuckin waffle that king Charlie came out with yesterday
At least Jug-Ears tried to be nice.
I'm actually pretty sure he's as sound a bloke as you could be, given his position. But man, someone made him read a speech yesterday that was religious in the extreme; there must've been a reason for it
He must've felt really clever writing that.
Ahhh, is this how we justify going to war to take Panama? Next up, we’ll be liberating Chinese from Winnie the Pooh dictator because they didn’t pay the tariffs.
When the US invades Canada
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