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I also love how it starts with him wishing all a Merry Christmas and ends with him naming certain people he won't wish a Merry Christmas.

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[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 94 points 4 months ago

He thinks the 38k lives lost building the Panama Canal were American!? Bro is terminally dumb.

[-] cupcakezealot 18 points 4 months ago

he's an idiot who wants to cede american ieadership and influence on virtually everything to china because all he's interested in xenophobia fearmongering over actual investment in america.

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[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 59 points 4 months ago

I'm hoping these continual word salads mean the aneurysm in his brain is continuing to grow. Not that his vp moving into the presidency would be any better though, but hot damn would him croaking be so fucking satisfying. Hope he had plenty of hamberders as his xmas feast.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

This is genuinely the worst timelins

[-] mEEGal@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

I can picture one where he breeds little clones of themselves with Elon as his spouse

[-] breakcore@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago

Thanks for a chuckle at least

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

That's a weird way to spell "thanks for the nightmare fuel"

[-] graycube@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago

He forgot to wish Merry Christmas to the millions of illegal criminal immigrants who are eating our pets, stealing our women, and doing our jobs while getting free Healthcare from our government.

[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Also Hillary’s emails

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

If Canada was to become our 51st state

The last time that was attempted forcefully, it ended up with them burning down the White House. Canada is also one of the major reasons we have international agreements banning the use of chemical weapons in warfare.

So... maybe let's just leave Canada to their own devices.

[-] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

We would appreciate it. No offence but you guys can be pretty rowdy neighbours and quite frankly a bad influence on this household.

[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago

I don’t think he knows how to use capital letters

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

The list of things he doesn't know but should would probably be longer than Wikipedia.

[-] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 months ago

This list of things he doesn't know is Wikipedia.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

I would bet you there are things he doesn't know that even the most anal Wikipedia editor would say, "really? Someone needed to tell him that?"

[-] FireWire400@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago

He just can't leave Joe Biden alone, can he?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

Nope. He'll be ranting about Biden and Obama until he chokes on a hamberder on the toilet or whatever other stupid way he dies.

[-] FireWire400@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

I still think that someone will shoot him during his term, but I don't know if that would be even worth celebrating as I dread to think who'd take his place...

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

As Jello Biafra once said, "I'd rather have a dumb Nazi than a smart Nazi."

Choking on piss from a Russian prostitute.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I hope it's ultra stupid. Like, hit by a truck, survived, slips in the shower at the hospital breaks his neck, survives, and then after 8 years as a quadriplegic the housekeeper unplugs the ventilator to plug in a vacuum cleaner.

[-] BlueKey@fedia.io 24 points 4 months ago

What the everlasting fuck?!

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

That was one of several offensive Christmas posts by the Dictator Elect.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

That one was from last year. Note the date.

Not surprising you didn't realize since this is an annual thing for him.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I totally missed that, but as you said, it’s no surprise this is a regular occurrence.

[-] pufferfischerpulver@feddit.org 9 points 4 months ago

It's absolutely fucking insane to me how anyone ever could post this and get elected president of the United States of America. This single post alone would mean political suicide in almost any other western democracy.

It's just - what is happening?? I'm absolutely dumbstruck by this lunacy. I cannot for the life of me understand how someone could look at this dumpster fire of a human being and say "Yes, that's who should represent me in the world and shape the policies of my everyday life." Holy fucking shit what the fuck is happening

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

You never did expect Trump being presidential, or at least gentlemanly, did you? He might be rich and influential, but there are crack consumers with better manners.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Is it real? Can you give a link?

I don't question you FS, it's just these two pages (?) look too well structured for his current level of mental demise. Guess he could've got it proofreaded by someone.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I really do not want to link directly to Truth Social, but this should work:

https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/go-to-hell-donald-trump-posts-unusual-christmas-message/news-story/d59acd3552de0100ef53986295638173

Edit: I went to TS to get the images, I just refuse to facilitate him getting any more direct views on my account.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

I agree. Thank you.

[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

President Elon Musk needs to get his butler under control. This is an embarrassment to 🇺🇸.

[-] Aslanta@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

He means Merry Xmas to the CEOs, who have successfully regained control of the remaining 99.99% of the population, and whose ancestors from the Virginia Company would be very proud.

[-] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

It sounds like the angry rantings of a 10 year old

[-] MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago
[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 16 points 4 months ago

Ha ha cookie choices

"Learn more" or "Accept"

Way too European to click that shite

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[-] cupcakezealot 12 points 4 months ago

one is an inbred privileged rich kid with a criminal history... and so is king charles.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

One of them is the brother of a pedophile and the other is the pedophile's former best friend.

[-] schwim@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

Maybe the great cheetoh doesn't understand what "to all" means.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Making up my 2025 bingo. Putting "Invade Canada", "Invade Greenland", "WW3", and "We're the baddies" on it.

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

King's speech - "Peace on earth plz"

President Elect's speech - "Reeeeee"

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 8 points 4 months ago

He must've felt really clever writing that.

[-] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Ahhh, is this how we justify going to war to take Panama? Next up, we’ll be liberating Chinese from Winnie the Pooh dictator because they didn’t pay the tariffs.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

When the US invades Canada

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 8 points 4 months ago

To be honest this is about the same level of inane fuckin waffle that king Charlie came out with yesterday

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

At least Jug-Ears tried to be nice.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago

I'm actually pretty sure he's as sound a bloke as you could be, given his position. But man, someone made him read a speech yesterday that was religious in the extreme; there must've been a reason for it

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Remember the C of E is in the middle of a scandal.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 9 points 4 months ago

You say "middle" like there was ever a beginning, or will be an end 😂

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