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submitted 2 years ago by Zeronelite@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

I know most of y'all have fully abandoned Twitter, but good lord if he actually does this (which is not guaranteed mind you) a LOT of vulnerable people are going to get hurt.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 79 points 2 years ago

He's literally doing this to appease fashoids.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

I think it's a) because so many people block him and b) to pump metrics with harassment campaign "engagement"

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[-] LeBron@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago

Destroying the app you overpaid for to own the libs

[-] ATQ@lemm.ee 56 points 2 years ago

Bargain priced Lib here. I’d have been owned for way less than $44B.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

To be fair, I can't think of any way to improve my life with 44 billion dollars either.

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago
[-] crowsby@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 years ago

Furthermore at this point, everyone who continues to use and advertise on his platform is complicit in enabling his bullshit.

If there’s a Nazi at the table with 10 other people sitting there talking to him, you've got a table with 11 Nazis.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 41 points 2 years ago

He has to be destroying Twitter on purpose, there's absolutely no way a person could make this many perfectly idiotic decisions in a row unless it was deliberate.

What I don't know is why you'd buy a social media platform for $44b and deliberately speed-run it into oblivion, but I'm sure the reasons are not good.

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago

he's a failchild that's failed upwards his entire life and is surrounded by yes men. he's remarkably stupid.

[-] Underpay@feddit.nl 30 points 2 years ago
[-] Tw4tty@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

hE maKeS tHem TeSLa CarS hiMsELFFF doNchA KnoW!!

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

The most obnoxious Tesla stan I've seen in the federated space so far has also gone full bootlicker in the thread about Youtube taking aggressive measures against adblockers. Paypiggies gonna be paypigs; they're empty inside and the consumer identity markers are all they got.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

He's really not clever or competent. From what i understand the only reason tesla and space-x can function is that they've developed proceedures for keeping him distracted and steering him away from things he can break, and even that is a constant challenge. With twitter there was no time to learn how to manage him, he just smashed through the wall, shit on the rug, and set the drapes on fire.

[-] daisy@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

SpaceX has the added constraints of being a NASA contractor. For example, even though Crew Dragon was designed and built by SpaceX, has to strictly follow NASA safety and reliability specifications. NASA has a huge amount of oversight into their operations even though they're technically a private company. Which is as it should be.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

That's what I was wondering, because he's obviously not a smart person but things like SpaceX seem to basically function, and if he ran those the same as Twitter it'd literally be headlines like "SpaceX fires all its rockets directly into the ground for no reason" lol

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In my job, my clients are usually executives or VPs. They do dumb shit like this all the time. A lot of these people get to these levels of leadership for reasons that have very little to do with their competence, and they have big egos and don't listen to anyone, even when you put lots of evidence in front of them that their ideas are fucking stupid.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This right here. Steve Jobs is literally dead because of this. He rode this to the grave. He had a very very treatable form of cancer, but literally believed he could formulate his own cure using fruit juice, until he really started dying and it was too late to cure.

And he was 100x the CEO musk is. Still an absolute narcissistic and psychopathic monster, and literal crime boss, but y'know,

[-] Tw4tty@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

He tried to get out of buying it as he admitted he was trolling. The guy's an idiot, thick as shit. For the past 40 years of his life he's had people massaging his ego and now it falls apart he's having a tantrum.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Sure this man, gentle and of noble blood, could not be a fool! Elsewise why would the Lord God Almighty bestow upon him the natural right of rulership?

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[-] BrezhnevsEyebrows@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

This is not going to happen because both the App Store and Google Play Store require a block feature to have your app in their storefront

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

It’s a part of elon’s master plan of losing advertisers, access to the app stores, losing users, etc all to….

… listen the man’s a genius, who knows whats going on in there

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

This is not going to happen because

Coinflip if he does it fast enough and angrily enough to push it live before his underlings can beg him to reconsider

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Critical support to Elon Musk in his quest to destroy Twitter.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 15 points 2 years ago

I’ve jokingly said it before, but you never know, it might be true… Melon is actually a covert op lefty destroying fascist comms channels from within.

[-] Tw4tty@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

No. He has connections with a rightwing "long-termist" conspiracy group. They're essentially trying to self-eugenic a new generation of "geniuses". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_M64BSzcRY https://www.businessinsider.com/pronatalism-elon-musk-population-tech-2022-11?r=US&IR=T

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

The "Effective Altruism" cult has always been just that: a cult.

[-] Tw4tty@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Cults with money are the most dangerous

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Twitter's bread and butter was always that it was a platform that was attractive to celebrities and politicians and have them a direct line of communication to their fans. The celebrity accounts then drew in a large userbase.

If there's one thing famous people doesn't want it is to get an uncensored feed of what people think of them. They want to have the sort of engagements that promotes the kind of personal brand they are building for themselves. If you're a big pop star you don't want to have people posting creepy sex stuff at you, if you're a queer icon you don't want a deluge of homophobia and if you're building a brand as a very serious politician you don't want a feed full of people explaining why your bullshit doesn't add up. The block function is a core feature to keep Twitter's most business-critical users on the platform. Removing it will be idiotic from a business perspective.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Time to tell Lockheed Martin exactly what I think, a lot

[-] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

I'm going to go out on a leg here and guess he's going to keep the feature for himself and/or paid bootlickers.

[-] KFCDoubleDoink@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Engagement numbers must be tanking.

[-] Tw4tty@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Over half the app have blocked Elon. I am sure.

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They prevented that as soon as he bought the shit show

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Considering that my-hero wants DAE LE EPIC X to be a universal platform for everything, imagine everything you did or had to do having a potential swarm of stalkers and harassers all around it with no recourse at all.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

He already appeared in my feed despite being blocked. That's part of the reason I quit, I could see how he was turning the platform into his own personal soapbox.

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[-] Tw4tty@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

I had an exwork colleague trying to destroy my reputation. I think it was a pretty good reason to block him after the assault. Elon is a removed.

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's suddenly going to be a lot more important that he decimated the support team.

Also RIP to Kamiya-San's account. image.

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

I mean fuck, imagine gamergate but there's not even a block button. Your only recourse as a target would be deactivate or suspend.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Your only recourse as a target would be deactivate or suspend.

That's exactly what the freeze-gamer gate fascists wanted all along: they wanted to swarm anyone they didn't like until they quit or maybe even self-harmed.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Mastodon take my energy

[-] DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

At some point he will absolutely claim to have destroyed the platform on purpose.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

[Synthetic Robot Voice from WarGames]: "A strange application. The only winning move is to delete it."

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Of course the ultimate "look at me look at me" crybully wants everyone in the world to see whatever regurgitated tryhard slime oozes out of his lead-laced brain.

[-] Fuckass@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

You will watch the cartel beheading videos and you will be happy

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Near future "free speech"...

I mentioned noted scholar Heinrich H. Swastika because he challenges received narratives about the holocaust. Let's discuss this. I'm just asking questions. I won't stop cause Elon's got my back. 1/127

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[-] couragethebravedog@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Can we make post titles more relevant ?

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

On Hexbear? doubt

You're welcome to try to beg people for it but people don't really care that much here, post takes a second to read anyway.

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