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Bonus question... Have you ever said "yeah, that fits" once you got a password?

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[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 36 points 2 months ago

No, but I have leaned back in my char and cracked my knuckles.

[-] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Yes. Most of them were east-to-find solutions on the web, or someone else giving me access. "Can you reset my password on Blah?" "Try TempP@ass123." "I'm in, changed password. Thanks."

A few times when I am really acting like a Senior Linux Administrator is figuring out a kludge or back door nobody had thought of. Recently, a client told me that the former admin had left and didn't leave the password to over 300 systems (it turns out he did, the client was clueless, but I didn't know that in the moment). I found every system the admin had access to, and looked for a dev box where he had access but I could take down during production hours. I took it down, booted into init with /bin/bash, changed root password, brought it back up. Then I checked his home directory to see what public keys he had. Based on that, I checked to see if there were any private keys on the bastion systems that matched as a pair (using ssh-keygen -l -f on each pair to see if the signatures matched). They checked which pair had no password. That was pretty quick because I quickly discovered a majority of these cloud systems also had an ec2-user that could escalate to root via private/public key pairs (it is supposed to be removed for security reasons, but wasn't). Within a few hours, I had full access back to all their systems. Without taking down production.

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Of all the fake things you see on tv about hackers, that part is real.

[-] ATDA@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Even if you don't say it, oh you'll feel it. Even if you're just dicking around on your own network and exploit something from a guide as practice....

Yeah, I'm in.

[-] zeroday 11 points 2 months ago

I've said both. I'm a professional pentester / red teamer, and yeah, we send each other "I'm in" memes when we pop a box.

[-] Sickday@kbin.earth 7 points 2 months ago

I say it every time I have to hop onto a production box at work. If I'm in a call while it's happening I usually drop a one-liner. Gotta have fun with these things.

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

"I'm in the mainframe"

[-] seven_phone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I believe that might be slightly relegated in favour of the more colourful 'show time'.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
[-] adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

What a nostalgia hit. Loved that show.

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

During the CrowdStrike clusterfuck? Damn straight we did.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I always say "I'm in" when remote connecting or remembering a stupid password or whatever but none of my coworkers get it because they're not anglophones.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

Yes. All the time

[-] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I open a can of jolt cola every time I get in. That's why I'm so fat.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No. But I once mumbled "What, they left it open?"

Also, I lol'd a bit when I ran John on a password file I lifted from a school server. Turned out this girl I know had her password set to "Urine". And, no, I neither cared nor used it. I just found that nugget a bit funny.

I do, however, frequently declare "I'm in" when logging in to work while I have someone on the phone - The remote systems are on extremely lagging and unreliable VSAT, so even though I'm supposed to remote in relatively often, it's not a given that a simple SSH connection will work.

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I usually just mutter "finally", possibly prefixed with an explative.

[-] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"are you sure?"

That's what she said.

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I usually say: "ARE YOU A FUCKING FED. TELL ME NOW"

[-] meekah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Just pay your taxes already

[-] adhocfungus@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

I do this with my own stuff. I dug out a few hard drives that were gibberish because they were in a RAID array at one point. I put them all in a Linux machine and eventually found the right command to make them work. I definitely muttered, "I'm in..."

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hack the Planet!

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