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I needed to buy cutlery since I've moved into an apartment with nothing in it. All stores had were multipack sets of expensive cutlery. A tripack of just knives or just forks or just spoons cost 7 euros! 7! So I ordered a set of just a fork, a knife and two spoons of varifying sizes. And, of course, I ordered them in gold. Just to gay, for gay is justice. UwU

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[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Kissed my wife when i woke up next to her after playing bg3 couch coop with her too late into the night.

[-] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

HEY THIS IS ME AND MY PARTNER RN

[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I spammed my bf with horny and cute texts till my line manager rang me so then I chatted his ear off about minority struggle for an hour before balancing carrots sticks and humous on my blahaj.

Is that gay?

[-] Hexagons@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I unfortunately have not yet gayed today. trans-sad I will try to rectify this posthaste, thanks for the reminder comrade! rat-salute

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[-] VisionofJohanna@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I love that I see you everywhere. Please keep it up, this joke never fails to make me smile.

[-] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

i wake up and like i look so fucking gay and then i post "women 🥺" on my fedi and a load of trans girls boost the post a ton

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Interrogating y’all like Bea Arthur in history of the world part 1:

Did you gay last week?
Did you try to gay last week?

[-] VisionofJohanna@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Practicing my voice! I feel like I have really made progress over the last few months.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I made a lunch of tofu, rice, and beans while listening to a leftist podcast.

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