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[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

So what? This is one of the least problematic things I've heard about a church. Maybe internet porn will save a bunch of altar and choir boys.

[-] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe they watched them together.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

These are the sins Jesus died for, lord forgive me, I'm gonna crank my hog again 🙏

[-] wwaxen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I've masturbated 9 1/2 times since my last confession."

"And a half?"

"Well, it's 10 times, now."

They're just seeking insight on why the second coming takes so long to achieve.

[-] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Jesus: "Oh I'm coming, alright?!"

[-] Lubricate7931@feddit.uk 9 points 1 year ago
[-] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Man I'd love to know how to break into the pro circuit of watching porn at work

If you know how to edit video, I can think of one way to do it.

[-] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Amateur porn is indeed the best.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Yes but which ones? There are so many! Like I need names.

[-] CatPewpMeyhem@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I am not surprised, when I worked for a hardware company (late 90's), the repair techs would fight over laptops that came in from churches because they always had the best porn.

[-] autotldr@lemmings.world 8 points 1 year ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


According to German media reports emerging early on Friday morning, staff members and clergy in the Archdiocese of Cologne made "mass attempts to access porn websites" on church-supplied computers.

The Kölner Stadt-Anzeiger newspaper, which broke the story, reported that the diocese leadership was informed as early as July 2022 about corresponding activities by 15 employees.

Such activities, even if they are not punishable under either state or church law, are not permitted as part of the labor agreement with the archdiocese, which is located in western Germany.

Within that one-month period, there were around "1,000 access attempts to pages that were blocked by a protective filter because of questionable, undesirable content and potential threats to IT security," the paper reported.

In June this year, the list came to light again after police raided an employee of the archdiocese who was suspected of having child abuse material.

According to the report, although there were no indications that the material viewed on church computers was illegal, archdiocese officials turned over the information to Cologne investigators.


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[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Why would you watch it on something your employer can see? At least be safe and do it on your phone.

They already think their boss's boss who is also his own father plus a ghost can see so why not?

[-] red@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

I can't speak for the church staff, but personally it's just much more convenient to do it on my work laptop.

Also, my employer isn't allowed to monitor me without good reason. So yea, I don't even disable the VPN to my office for it.

Putting the cum in ecumenical matters.

[-] bquintb@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

I don't get viewing porn at work..it's like goint to a restaurant to watch other people eat? Wait till you get home, idiot.

It's the thrill of wondering whether today's the day you'll forget to mute the church PA system hooked up to your computer before the actors/actresses start praising the Lord and speaking in tongues.

[-] SHITPOSTING_ACCOUNT@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Hopefully that'll teach them to mind their own business instead of surveiling people's activity.

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Why not? As long as it's not too much, let them. I don't see the problem, as long as it's tasteful catholic porn and not that protestant-lutheranian trash.

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