Is this...map porn?
I thought this was dumb as shit, but now I can't unsee it. Thanks
Wait a second...
Stupid sexy Flanders
Excuse me while I get my bottle of bleach .... I want to try to unsee that ... because that image looks like nothing at all
Excuse me while I get my bottle of lotion...
It’s like trying to watch scrambled cable porn in the late 80s / early 90s.. if you squint just right, and tilt your head slightly you can see it!
Archive.org has a Spice Channel TV video up that someone must have recorded on VHS. Hard to watch because there's a lot of flickering from the old tape. Mostly only interesting as a historical footnote. More softcore than I expected; apparently, even on pay per view, the cable companies were only willing to go so far.
Same brother, same…
I won’t be able to see a world map anymore.
Nooo, earth chan.
She is NOT FLAT
Mother Earth is a MILF.
BILF
Billion-year-old
I'd
Like to
Fuck
Trust me bro. Humanity is collectively fucking the earth everyday. Some way more than others tho
I don't know man. That's quite the age gap.
But that thigh gap is the size of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge
That should replace “throwing a hotdog down a hallway” as a euphemism.
My favourite came from an episode of MadTV from the late 90s
A woman has given birth and her husband is so sexually frustrated that he just wants to get back to having sex with this wife again ... the wife pushes him off and says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ... I'm not ready yet! ... it would be like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft!"
You really shouldn't be that thirsty for salt water.
That deep water Hydrothermal vent tho
When her hot folds boil your foreskin off... 😩
the reverse circumcision, searing it shut
Milky mommy Gaia titties.
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
Oh no it did
Maybe our passion can keep the AMOC going.
Oh yeah... Daddy...keep going. - AMOC
Atlantic booba.
The Earth is thicc.
Slartibartfast must have been feeling lonely.
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Stupid sexy Atlanti-chan.
I see the legs a little differently, with mostly the left thigh & ass cheek with a bit of the right thigh in the bottom right.
You saw it like this too?
I did, and I realized that the body mechanics of left leg + right shoulder forward make less sense unless one is preparing for a twirl, or maybe the end of a forehand stroke (from tennis).
Please excuse my shitty art, I am not artistically inclined
It conveys the point peerfectly. I saw it like that as well.
Yep, I just couldn't put it really into artistic vision. lol It does make sense if they're laying on a bed or something.
Spain and Portugal: Sure, just act like we're not even here!
Upper arm tattoo. Looks rad.
mid-atlantic cleavage.
I believe in the thicc Earth
Come to Cuba for the giant nipple.
Slightly off topic, but can anyone ELI5 why parts of the ocean way off the coast can be significantly lighter or darker shades of blue?
I always thought it was to show depth.
It is. The Mid-Atlantic Ridge is clearly visible in OP's picture as a ribbon of lighter blue.
Someone do the Pacific
This proves God is into thicc busty women, check mate atheists!
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