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[-] ChildeHarold@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago

Those are 100% augmented.

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 148 points 1 week ago

Imagine needing censoring the word boobs for social media.

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I have a th*ory that censoring certain w*rds makes the t*xt read more edgy and illegal, drawing in even more p**ple for the clickbait.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 6 days ago

You can't write boobs, the sacred algorithms don't like it!

[-] AreaKode@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Titties. Hehe.

[-] KyuubiNoKitsune 66 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The boomers always used to call millenials snowflakes, but fucking hell, if censoring swearwords isn't ACTUAL snowflake behaviour.

For clarification, I'm not saying millenials are snowflakes.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 28 points 1 week ago

Are the millennials not in their 30s now? Don't think it's them censoring stuff like this

[-] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

Im 38. I was born in 1986, left school and started work aged 16, in 2003.

[-] KyuubiNoKitsune 10 points 1 week ago

1986 gang rise up!

[-] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My mother is a millennial (40) and I am Gen Z (18)

[-] socsa@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago

How do i delete someone else's comment?

[-] dufkm@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I suddenly feel so old.

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[-] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 1 week ago
[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 11 points 1 week ago

How could you, where are the two nipple dots?!

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 8 points 1 week ago

Usually I'm more involved when my face is planted on someone's tits but I'll allow it.

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[-] Schorsch@feddit.org 55 points 1 week ago

Oh no what might it say? Bulbs? Birbs? We may never know!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago

Barbs. She got hooked on barbiturates earlier than her peers did.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

Her name is Sydney, the largest city in Australia, so I think it meant to say she can cook a fine venison on the barbie

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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Woke left won't even let us say boob anymore!

/s because some people actually think this shit

[-] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

First they came for Chr!stmas and I said nothing. Then they came for b@#bs and I remained silent. What’s next

[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

My calculator got an update it won't display 5318008 anymore.

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[-] Pringles@lemm.ee 33 points 1 week ago

That's Sidney Sweeney, btw. You're welcome.

[-] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 13 points 1 week ago

Bro out here doing the Lords work 🙏

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago
[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

The size may not be uncommon but I don't think it would be controversial to say that most women with boobs that size don't look like her. I don't really get the point of the rest of that article though. They're acting like it's some jealously guarded secret that a lot of dudes are into big boobs. I feel like that is a pretty widely publicized fact lol

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[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Somewhat off topic, I had an idea for a slightly cheesy visual novel:

You play as a woman who has relatively large breasts. The game is entirely first person and you never actually see her, just people acting in oafish ways around her as she desperately tries to make a professional career.

Curious if that would sound silly/interesting to some people.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's an interesting concept but no way I would play that. Building a career is a boring concept on its own. I don't want to emulate someone else doing something I wish I didn't have to do in real life.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I think it would be more targeted towards people who haven't experienced it in real life as a sort of empathy-building exercise.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 8 points 1 week ago

How many truckers play them trucker simulators, how many farmers play them farmer simulations and how many dictators play Civilization?

There's a market.

[-] Famko@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Kim Jong Un is a top tier Civ 6 player no doubt.

What else would he spend his time on?

[-] LadyAutumn 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

... okay but driving trucks around europe is kind of fun

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Haha that would actually be a great exercise in building empathy

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Ostriches don't have boobs, they're birds.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago

They don't have nipples, but they certainly have breasts.

Does that mean the difference between a breast and a boob is just the nipple?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

There's also the lack of cleavage.

[-] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

They can be shown on US television at least.

[-] sean@lemmy.wtf 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

til the chicken in my freezer don't exist cuz it's chicken breast

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I didn't say breast, I said boobs.

All men have breasts. Only some of us have boobs.

[-] sean@lemmy.wtf 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah but birds do have tits. You know.. I'm going to skip trying to add a picture of a tit here, that search might backfire.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Tits and boobies are not ostriches!

Just because tits can fly doesn't mean we should ostrichsize those that can't.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago
[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

We can't even say boobs now? Censorship is getting out of hand.

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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Needs an ostrich for scale.

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