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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[-] nul42@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

The reason it is limited to six is because "And on the seventh day God ended His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done." Genesis 2:2

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

what in the Texas fuck are those anal retentive cucks smoking down there?!

[-] protist@mander.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

It's always en vogue to report on every batshit-crazy bill filed by Republicans in the Texas legislature, and while there's genuinely some terrible legislation that gets passed, the Texas Legislature is where bills go to die, and this will definitely be one that dies. This bill will never get out of committee, and this headline is a lie.

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