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[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[-] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 months ago

So how exes do they enforce this? Random dildo count inspectors? Dildo registration?

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Dildo inspector at work:

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

Well for butt plugs you have:

[-] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Texas is ran by dildos so this is really just thinly veiled self preservation at this point

[-] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure you can’t be married more than 6 times either. Coincidence? I think not!

[-] voldage@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

At first I was like "barbaric", but then I thought to myself that 6 dildos per person sounds abundant. I've decided to believe that they were about to fight an owner of 7 dildos and implemented that ban to reduce their power. Like "there are 7 of us and you have only 6 dildos what are you going to do" because the 7th dildo would be illegal.

And yes I know that the grounds of this ban are absurd and barbaric, I do wish hunger and pestilence upon those who voted it in, it's just that any discussion regarding it had to be hilarious. What are they trying to prevent by restricting the access to 7th dildo, gang wars?

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

It's virtue signaling. It implies that anyone who would use a dildo (gays, immoral women who actually enjoy sex) are Godless degenerates that need to be controlled by the state before they go on a rampage through town with all of their dildos!

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