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She looks like if someone microwaved angelina jolie like a peep and set her tits from stun to kill

[-] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

thanks for the shitty review farmer brown.

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hands on your knees, I'm Angelina Jolie Hands on your knees, Angelina Jolie Let me put my hands on your knees, you can braid my hair Do a fat ...

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I mean, I still totally probably would.

Back in my drinking days, I definitely would have taken her home at last call.

[-] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago

she's gonna be so relieved

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

She’s bent in half to hide most of her mass

[-] Teppichbrand@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 week ago

the way you spelled lable gives me seratonin lol it sounds so fancy

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 9 points 1 week ago
[-] Kandy4me@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Exceptionalism

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago

IT tech support

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 12 points 1 week ago

Kill billionaires

Luigi Mangione isn't guilty though

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago
[-] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 1 points 6 days ago

We got ourselves a wiseguy eh

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 week ago

lies what about the Deaf community

Still losing to Italians. Now deaf Italians, well, they get featured in religions.

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 week ago

When a deaf Italian signs the word “intersectionality” universes are formed at their fingertips

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 week ago

eh madonna pulled it off better in the papa dont preach video

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 week ago

trisha is my madonna

[-] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago
[-] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I guess it's in reference to Luigi the suspected CEO shooter 🤷

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