I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Yo can I please have the source image for this if you have it? That shit is a fire wallpaper

Upvoted for Wizard in Supreme beard

Fernando taught me that "A true manwhore is immune to most scrotal discomforts."

Only virgin wizards need decoy balls.

I have some bad news, buddy.

Yo dawg, you got that vaporwave wizard template without the text. It's real, yo.

This post gave me psychic damage.

Scintillating Scrote illusion 1 Range: self Casting time: reaction Duration: 1 minute (concentration) V,S,M (a scrote)

When targeted in the groin, you may take a reaction to magically cast illusions which make it impossible to target your groin.

Is that supposed to be the motherfucking CBT wizard?

Trans wizard superpowers.