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Anon dates a clown (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 131 points 1 week ago

Now this, this, is what I can call wholesome.

[-] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago
  • Fake: anon has gf, much less a clown gf (cringeness adds believability though)
  • Gay: Anon def got came on
[-] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 74 points 1 week ago

If anon doesn't put a ring on her then I will

[-] Borger 67 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, everybody has that one drawer to keep pies in.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago

nothing ever happens.

surely the woman that got dressed up made up etc before the dude comes over could put a pie in a drawer

[-] Batman@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

I think the pies they use to smack your face are usually just whip cream too

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

Whip cream on a flexible paper plate, yes.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

I usually use key lime pies in a borosilicate pie plate. Blood really goes well with the tartness of the limes.

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean, they are a professional clown, they prpbably have weirder drawers.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 30 points 1 week ago

I have a drawer i keep the things that stop cream pies in.

They never leave the drawe

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

That was so fine. Top notch.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Speak for yourself. I keep mine in a safe.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

That's just responsible pie ownership

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago
[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago

If this were real and ungay, that's a keeper.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago

well thats the thing with clowns, once it starts coming out it just keeps on coming

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Even children's hospitals aren't paying someone to be a full time clown. Unless they're in administration.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Anon isn't American

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

As long as it's a mutual creampie.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago
[-] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Need me a clown gf frfr 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[-] schizolol9@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

Holy based!

this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2024
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