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[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 30 points 4 months ago
[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] FirstMajesticComet 17 points 4 months ago

Programming socks make it all better.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

what if you dont shave and wear programming socks that are way too thin for your legs?

[-] dwemthy@lemdro.id 13 points 4 months ago

Whatever makes the tests pass

[-] anothercatgirl 9 points 4 months ago

Furries don't shave and they look mighty fine in programming socks

[-] FirstMajesticComet 8 points 4 months ago

I would say get bigger ones that fit your legs, and either wax, shave, or deal with hairy legs. It's worth it to have your code compile and work right.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

uses windows

programmer

[-] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 months ago

Ok what the fuck? Who did this? What the hell is this? I hate being programmer now

[-] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago
[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago

What's with the mozzie coil

[-] FirstMajesticComet 12 points 4 months ago

Probably for the mosquitos flying around under the table.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 4 months ago

I was going to list all the worst programming stereotypes but I can't bother can someone do it for me instead

[-] Sparky 6 points 4 months ago

Sure, but listing them by hand is annoying. Lemme research the lemmy api and spend months automating this simple task.

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