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[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 30 points 1 month ago
[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] FirstMajesticComet 17 points 1 month ago

Programming socks make it all better.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

what if you dont shave and wear programming socks that are way too thin for your legs?

[-] dwemthy@lemdro.id 13 points 1 month ago

Whatever makes the tests pass

[-] anothercatgirl 9 points 1 month ago

Furries don't shave and they look mighty fine in programming socks

[-] FirstMajesticComet 8 points 1 month ago

I would say get bigger ones that fit your legs, and either wax, shave, or deal with hairy legs. It's worth it to have your code compile and work right.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

uses windows

programmer

[-] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

Ok what the fuck? Who did this? What the hell is this? I hate being programmer now

[-] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

What's with the mozzie coil

[-] FirstMajesticComet 12 points 1 month ago

Probably for the mosquitos flying around under the table.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago

I was going to list all the worst programming stereotypes but I can't bother can someone do it for me instead

[-] Sparky 6 points 1 month ago

Sure, but listing them by hand is annoying. Lemme research the lemmy api and spend months automating this simple task.

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