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submitted 1 year ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/earth@hexbear.net

God, you have made like a million silly looking birds, enough is enough. There's going to be no time left to create humans if you keep this up.

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[-] build_a_bear_group@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

"We used to be DINOSAURS!" I whine as people keep making fun of my bald head and weird mane/plume.

[-] NailBunny@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Take your heathen nonsense back immediately, that is an absolutely majestic feathered friend.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Its true I was just jealous

[-] NailBunny@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

you and me both, comrade.

[-] heiferlips@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You’re just jelly, birb

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Look at him, he's wearing a bib tito-laugh

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Folks, our birds have the tiniest heads, so tiny

Believe me folks

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Me when I've never replaced the green toner in my life.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

hehe he have a small head

[-] RoomAndBored@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Business up front party out the back

[-] flan@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it eats vegies and bugs like a chicken

[-] flan@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

o ok. i heard vultures have naked heads like that for hygene reasons, i assumed this was the same.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Nah he just thinks it looks cool

[-] flan@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

does look kinda cool. maybe he can start a metalcore band

[-] Twink@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Finally a way to explain my fashion sense.

[-] glasschewer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2023
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