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BLÅHAJ Röl (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 months ago by th3f4ult to c/196

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A fake IKEA ad for a "Estrogenized Blahaj" text:

There's a blahaj painted like estradiol pills.

title is new estrogenized blahaj subtitle is the perfect companion for the perfect girls price is 49 bucks.

There's text down bellow that says "2 years of blahaj cuddling experience might be required in some countries"

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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

fake

heartbroken

[-] HoodieGyaru 8 points 3 months ago

Can I replace my HRT with this?

[-] OrnateLuna 8 points 3 months ago

If you never stop cuddling it then yes

[-] HoodieGyaru 2 points 3 months ago

Nice

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Soaked in it, like Ford Prefect's towel.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

"röl" broke my brain, it sounds like it should be a word in my own dialect but it most definitely isn't

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