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[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 146 points 1 month ago

Dude that author should be ashamed of themselves. How could you report on the topic and NOT provide a pic? Geesh.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago

So they stretch it over their fin or what, how is it staying on

[-] mrunicornman@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Through sheer audacity

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I was thinking, perhaps by sucking through the blowhole, but I haven't looked it up yet so don't trust me

[-] StopTouchingYourPhone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

A jaunty chapeau! Perched just so!

[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

*Salmoned just so!

(perch are too freshwater for this trend)

[-] embed_me@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

In my experience, finding a relevant image in an online article is a 50-50

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

She had style! She had flair! She was there...

That's how she became- the Orca!

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago

Makes sense. Fashion is cyclical.

[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Yeah, these young orcas today think they know it all. Always vandalizing yachts, and harassing the poor seals. I'm like just eat your food. Stop flinging it around.

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 month ago
[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Ahh yes, MOGA. Make Ocean Great Again. Those guys.

[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago
[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago
[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

It's a sign. People are going to start planking again.

[-] heckypecky@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Plot twist it was the salmon all the time

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 27 points 1 month ago

Only 80s orcas will understand it.

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

I'm almost certain orcas have near human level intelligence but because of their lack of suitable appendages, this is their only way to show it.

They are trying to talk to us and we are too stupid to listen.

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

"near human level intelligence" well, they are smarter then the average US citizen, that's for sure. I prefer to wear a dead salmon as a hat a million times over voting for Trump. It's the smarter choice. Orca's are like dolphins:

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 month ago

"oh, so we stopped being weird and y'all still made anti planet governments in charge? okay. then we're going back to being weird and violent. fuck you"

[-] JoeyJoeJoeJr@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

Under water, with no hands, how are they getting the fish in place? And perhaps more difficult, how do they keep it there? Anyone aware of a video?

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I'm completely guessing, are they able to create suction with their blowhole?

[-] JoeyJoeJoeJr@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

Some people have posted pictures in the thread now, and it looks like you might be correct. Seems odd - the blowhole is analogous to a nostril. Sucking something against your nose a swimming seems like it would be uncomfortable.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 17 points 1 month ago

Fashion is almost always uncomfortable

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 1 month ago

Beauty is pain; and pain beauty.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Correct! High heels are seldom comfortable and rarely rational.

Maybe the orcas are trying to show off that they are hard and can hold their breath longer?

[-] tragicinfo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Its called fashion, look it up.

[-] Juice@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

It's spelled "fission" and has nothing to do with salmon hats...

/s

[-] Juice@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You'll change your tune when orcas develop infinitely renewable cold fusion, and salmon hats are the direct precursor to this discovery

[-] Pheral@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

'90's fashion is making a comeback here too, but damn... Didn't expect that to extend to the ocean

[-] Mim@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So it's not just humans who are into the 80s…

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

It'll be the latest trend at the Orca's this year.

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Fashion is cyclical, as they say.

[-] tragicinfo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Its not a phase mom

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Jesus christ, I've been hearing about these fuckin' salmon hats all week

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

This is big news!

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

A trend every Destiny player understands and agrees with.

this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2024
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