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[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

I thought these were life saving?

[-] BennyInc@feddit.org 30 points 5 months ago

You see, the donkey was actually patient zero of the upcoming zombie outbreak. With its passing, millions of lives were saved.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

What's the name for zombie donkeys? Zomkey? Dombie?

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago
[-] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

That's what they use to resurface ice

[-] konalt@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Welcome to zombonkey dot com. This is zombonkey dot com.

[-] obscur_e@lemm.ee 25 points 5 months ago

Well it didnt die from malaria so technically it worked

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Should've been vaccinated against overvaccination

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

he ate an even number of doses, not odd.

[-] beliquititious 28 points 5 months ago
[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

You're 5000 candles in the wind

[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

They found him, Mr Malaria himself

[-] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

It's a me, Malario!

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 16 points 5 months ago

And they say vaccines are safe smdh /s

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

This is why RFK Jr is solving the problem and Making America Horsey Again

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 months ago

Did anyone tell the donkey it was vaccines for Senegal?

Just trying to understand whether this was a tragic accident or if the donkey is a racist asshole.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sir, this is a horse. Unlike donkeys, they do not care.

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

Ah, true. The depth of my equine racism becomes apparent.

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