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[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Darius noises

Okay, Alexander

[-] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 17 points 21 hours ago

Some of these are valid to ban (the sex and manosphere ones) but others just seem like they're trying to ban slang.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago

Also why ban ligma? What if someone catches it and needs to talk about it.

[-] lustyargonian@lemm.ee 4 points 16 hours ago

Just like Joe :(

If it's an language/literature class, maybe it would make sense to ban slang

[-] hungryphrog 12 points 19 hours ago

Ban using slang in writing makes sense, but controlling how students can speak is just ridiculous.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I agree. Thinking more about it, if you look at the board it shows hand written, a typo count. Which may indicate it is a typing class. Thereby they would be possibly teaching professional typing for a work environment.

So telling users not to talk about pop culture, use slang, emojis, and memes would make sense in that environment.

I personally prefer to use some, but knowing how not to and "knowing your audience" would depict when it is or is not appropriate. So teaching students to say type a professional email/cover letter/resume/response would make sense to ban such. 🤷 <Devils advocate I suppose. Sorry, been a rough week

[-] kittenzrulz123 38 points 1 day ago

Literally 1984

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Anime words/gestures

So, Japanese?

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 7 points 23 hours ago

As a weeb, that teacher would have skinned me alive and wore my face.

Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.

If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

~~ They're not banned unless they're written down ~~

[-] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 17 points 23 hours ago

thank god I grew up when I did.

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago

What the fuck is a Darius noise?

[-] King3d@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

It’s code for no hootie and the blowfish

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

That does not particularly clear anything up

[-] don@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago

This Know Your Meme article is likely what’s being referred to.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

I too wish to know.

I hope it's like kids mimicking Darius from league of legends, but I doubt that. Like irl emote spam, lol.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago
[-] lustyargonian@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago
[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 13 hours ago

Is Fr Fr said Fr or is it Saif for real?

[-] don@lemm.ee 1 points 14 hours ago
[-] nbyu 33 points 1 day ago

Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four

[-] Kit 13 points 1 day ago
[-] Two2Tango@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago
[-] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 54 points 1 day ago

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

"I do not tolerate cowardice"

NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand

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[-] Manzas@lemdro.id 13 points 1 day ago

I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.

[-] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

bofa not banned- your move teach

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago

Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?

[-] piconaut@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 day ago

Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

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[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 133 points 1 day ago
  1. Cold in here

Those poor kids

[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 14 hours ago

Teacher doesnt like to wear a bra and is tired of the kids commenting on it.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
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[-] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 111 points 1 day ago

Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 21 hours ago

The list was a classwide game by #5 no doubt.

[-] Lila_Uraraka 27 points 1 day ago

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣

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