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[-] vale@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago

no no, God is doing this BECAUSE we're polluting the earth. if you stop and reverse the pollution then he won't be mad anymore...

You think that would work to get them to stop?

[-] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The whole Noah story arc proves that God would totally cause storms to cleanse the evil.

Doing it Thalnos' style and only killing/moving? the bad people isn't God's style. He could do it, but "God snapped his fingers and all bad people were sent to Hell, the world instantly became a better place." Doesn't get you a New York bestseller.

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Take some responsibility for your actions.

JFC

Were we created in your image or not?

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 months ago

It is an act of god. Jesus is punishing the world for its sins. What sins, you ask, gay marriage and women voting? Hell no! The sin is emitting carbon dioxide. Jesus hates it when you do that. That's why he made those molecules trap sunlight in the Earth's atmosphere and that's why he made the weather systems intensify when there's more energy in them, resulting in bigger hurricanes. He's really lazy, so he set it all up automatically to wipe out the human species if they emit too much carbon. It's like the great flood. He told you never again. Next time you go emitting carbon, it's gonna be heat, not water.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Like he's going to let us into Heaven to trash it after seeing what slobs we were down here.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago

Can you imagine trying to fill out a life insurance form as Jesus ?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's why he just said fuck it and cured the lepers. It was easier.

[-] Saleh@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

The one does not contradict the other. God uses the extreme weather to punish the destruction of his creation by humans.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

This looks like a country singer waking up on the ground from a night of drinking. He only has the dog/horse blanket on him and he has no idea how he got there.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

You're closer to right than you know. This is "The Olive Press" by (in)famous white-Jesus Mormon painter Del Parson. The man paints Jesus through a very, very thick lens of the American Mountain West.

For the record, I had to look up the specific painting, but I grew up LDS, and red-robe white-guy mullet Jesus is a Parson trademark.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Well damn lmao my grandma's has one of theses, he's praying on a rock with light coming down on him. It's all greenish hue

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Here's an interview with a good number of the paintings. Del's Jesus has BLUE EYES sometimes. ๐Ÿ™„

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Thank you I'll watch this on my commute tomorrow. :)

[-] Kurzweil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I just woke up and my vision is still blurry but I thought this Jesus was Ryan Gosling

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

I wonder why Jesus used the hair split in the middle. How's that called in English? Is it a symbol of his views of the world compared to the fascist views of his father? Yahve must use the big sweep across.

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