Oh sure, but when it’s hard for longer than four hours I’m “making a scene” and he’s “not that kind of doctor.”

Who do i call when it stays hard for more than 4 hours?

Kinda looks like Mcconaughey

So life is hardest just before you wake up? And then before bed?

Life is like a penis. If it’s hard for more than 4 hours, go to emergency.

Same