computer shut the fuck up : 196

[-] traches@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA

[-] rentar42@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

[-] Anangrierterrarian 16 points 1 year ago

Based opinion

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 15 points 1 year ago

All machines, from the humblest kiosk to the grandest Titan, embody the spirit of the Machine God. Each echo, each sound, each whisper they utter, is a testament to the sacred union between Man and Machine.

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Except for printers, which bridge the gap between the machine world and ours. There is no force that can govern their domain.

[-] Roundcat@kbin.cafe 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kiosk at restaurants in Japan

Japanese mode: Cheerful "gochuumon, Arigatougozaimasu ^~^"
English mode: Monotone "Thank you for your order []-[]"

[-] SeramisV 10 points 1 year ago

Gabriel ultrakill

[+] EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

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[-] Smorty 1 points 1 year ago

Google makes you say "Hey Google" three times so they can train their seperaten hey Google detection model. So if you wanna believe the big cooperations, yes, it's totally safe cuz it's different code.

[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Do you want them to go all Skynet? Because this is how you get them to go all Skynet.

[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Please place the item in the bagging area

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Real talk I love chatting with the cashier and getting my groceries bagged. I make small talk and ask them how they're doing. It's a small opportunity to practice social skills and be friendly. On the other hand automated checkouts replace that familiar face with a sinister machine that makes you do the job of the cashier for zero pay and yells at you when you take too long or do something wrong or put 0.000001 pounds on the checkout scale. Steal from automated checkouts whenever you think you can get away with it.

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

spongebob-i-fucking-love SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MACHINE JOB-REPLACING PIECE OF SHIT I HATE AUTOMATED CHECKOUTS SO FUCKING MUCH

[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Unexpected item in the bagging area.

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I've literally punched those machines before, they deserve it

[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

your call is important to us

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

As the guillotine gets raised we'll offer the billionaires an option for a 45-minute call to tech support while the blade inches closer and closer to drop height

[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

login to continue

[-] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Butlerian jihad now to stop them before it gets to that point