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Man Who Bragged About Having a Literal Brain Worm to Be Appointed Head of the US Health Department (futurism.com)

submitted 8 months ago by schizoidman@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 82 points 8 months ago

This sub will see more activity for a while.

[-] nolannice@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago

Might as well rename it US News

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 months ago

It’s Trump season again! USA is the cornucopia of absurd news for a few years, so buckle up and enjoy the ride.

[-] Travelator@thelemmy.club 32 points 8 months ago

Just wait until Alex Jones gets appointed head of the FCC.

I suppose I shouldn't give them any ideas...

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

https://media1.tenor.com/m/_FZp7WJQIXgAAAAC/brain-slug.gif

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 15 points 8 months ago

Ahh, I see you've met our candidate for Surgeon General.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 23 points 8 months ago

A healthy, educated population is incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative ideologies.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

or any capitalist ideologies, for that matter

edit: now that I think about it, any authoritarian ideologies, even

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

That thar is what makes em an exapert

[-] nope@jlai.lu 2 points 8 months ago

I could imagine a Flashgitz animation about this...

[-] Aelis@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

«What's the worst that could happen?» 😂

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