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[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 104 points 2 months ago

TheOnion should buy Infowars.com and start posting real news.

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago
[-] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

With attitude and public shaming!

[-] muyessir@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Mad Lads! Amazing!!

[-] kaito@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago

Welcome to 2016.

. . . Wait

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

Harambe was keeping us from the brink of annihilation

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] pezhore@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago

And Prince. Two god aliens that kept reality sane.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

He was this timeline's Anchor Being. Now we're doomed.

[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of /r/animetitties from the Reddit days.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

not as good as it used to be, still the best news sub on that shit site.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

what was the story with that?

[-] Dashi@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I don't recall exactly but this is the gist that I remember from a /r/subredditdrama post I read over a year ago

"Real news" sub reddits let porn, nsfw content, onlyfans and whatnot on them because they were not actively or thoroughly moderated. Some users were upset,To emphasize their point started posting nsfw anime pictures.

Someone decided they had enough and broke off into their own sub reddit that has actual news and it was called /r/animetitties or something.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

ah okay thanks for explaining. sounds like it might have also been similar to the r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts thing.

[-] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago

Don't forget the classic r/Superbowl. Greatest sub reddit scoop in the history of Reddit.

[-] MrKaplan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

!superbowl@lemmy.world

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

I think trees was just weed users got there first

[-] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

They should have a section "not the onion"

[-] aStonedSanta@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago

While I like this I fear it’s too costly. Good journalism is pricey. And good comedy is pricey. I don’t know how well those two fields overlap. But I know I’ve seen good combos with Jon Stewart and Jon Oliver. So it’s for sure a possibility. I’d pay the onion for real news tbh.

[-] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Both have a place and they both as important as the other

[-] Bluetreefrog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe it can only done by Jon's.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

They really could start publishing real news stories and no one would know the difference

[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago
[-] Loce@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Even in the current form it's more substantial than the fox news.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Astronaut, gun, Astronaut

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Most "real" news outlets too.

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

They kinda did, but it was an accident.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

There should be a game that lets people guess if a news story is an Onion article or not.

[-] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

Since people are saying that reality is becoming ridiculous, there should be a newspaper that says believable fake things like "people are treating climate change seriously" or "everyone is wearing masks and quarantining after covid-19 pandemic"

[-] beliquititious 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Republicans voters appalled lawmakers wants to hurt immigrants more than help American families"

"Elon Musk announces he is joining Bill Gates and many other billionaires in pledging to give away 90% of their wealth in their lifetimes"

"McDonald's joins a growing movement among companies to prioritize employee happiness and wellness as a means to increase productivity"

"Citizens in both Russia and the United States are calling Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump's upcoming golf fundraiser World War III"

I feel like a news site from an alternative timeline where people aren't dicks to each other would be amazing!

[-] patacon_pisao@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

We really do live in the shittiest timeline if “normal” news seems so fake now

[-] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If they did, and no one could tell the difference.

[-] josefo@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago

I want a mix of the two, satire and real life, and you can't tell them apart. Basically merging TheOnion and NotTheOnion.

this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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