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[-] elvith@feddit.org 42 points 1 day ago

Next, they’re bringing them democracy?

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 27 points 1 day ago

Managed Democracy™

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Democrazy^TM^

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

...for SuperAmerica!

[-] B312@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

How bout a nice cup of liber-tea

[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

Don't tell America...

...there's oil in America.

"What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!"

[-] Shawdow194@fedia.io 47 points 1 day ago

Gold

[-] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago

Black gold, one might say!

[-] Twoafros@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

This the realest fake headline

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true...

[-] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thanks Obama!

this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024

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