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Italian train leaves 50 minutes early to avoid being late (lemmy.ml)
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This meme is not a meme, but a real news from Italy 🤦‍♂️

https://www.ilmessaggero.it/italia/treno_genova_roma_parte_in_anticipo_per_non_fare_ritardo_cosa_e_successo_davvero-8472216.html

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[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 5 points 14 hours ago

Were there even any passengers on it at that point

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

The Japanese, operating the Shinkansen, would commit Seppuku.

[-] Racchio@lemmy.ml 14 points 21 hours ago

And Trenitalia blamed the passengers, because many of them received a warning SMS but didn't drastically change their plans to adapt to the train's new schedule!

[-] sachamato@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Trenitalia is pure gold!

[-] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 3 points 17 hours ago

Anyone from a country with Arriva gets this.

[-] sircac@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ma cuanto mi manca Italia…

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 day ago

How to cover up leaving 10 minutes late!

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago

Fascists: "At least under Mussolini the trains ran on time!"

Italy under (fascist) Meloni:

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Say what you will about Mussolini, he does a great salami impression 🙃

[-] sobanto@feddit.org 40 points 2 days ago

Deutsche Bahn has an evil brother.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

The German government should retake full control and bring back Deutsche Bundesbahn. Deutsche Bahn AG is a fucking failure.

[-] starchylemming@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

deutsche bahn would still be late

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago

DB: the train is late 5 minutes. Actually 20. Actually 45. Actually 97. Actually the train was just cancelled 1 hour ago for no reason, but we were too afraid to tell you because you might get mad 👉🏻👈🏻

[-] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

This would be better suited for /c/nottheonion

[-] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

they just wanted to save everyone the embarassment of being -40 minutes late to work

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