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[-] palebluethought@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago

Sure, I guess, in the same way that all the water in your body was once dinosaur piss

[-] ArdMacha@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Spot the Americans, in Europe we are not burning metric tons of foreskin, we leave them attached.

then its even more likely as skin cells are sloughed off 24/7 and where do they go? everywhere.

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

...and then incinerate them at the other end of life.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Wait until OP learns about Blowjobs

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

Don't let them breathe when they're giving them, problem solved.

[-] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

The really fun bit: in order to smell anything, you necessarily have to snort in molecules of that substance. It's a happy little thought whenever passing a sewage treatment plant.

[-] ContrarianTrail@lemm.ee 15 points 3 days ago

Male genital mutilation isn't really a thing where I'm from so I'd say probably not.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 days ago
[-] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

"But I'll feel weird if my sons dick doesnt look like mine" most deranged reason to cut the end of a child's dick off

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 days ago

I want to do it so he has a weird dick.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

And now it all makes sense.

[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

The elementary school I went to was next door to a crematorium. I have breathed in multitudes.

[-] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 2 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of Cassidy's foreskin musings in Preacher.

[-] Bougie_Birdie 7 points 3 days ago

Is that why the back lot of the hospital smells so enticing?

[-] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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