Biden GROUND INTO A FINE PASTE NOT UNLIKE A HUMMUS by national media
Biden SLAMMED INTO SUBATOMIC PARTICLES by national media
Biden VAPORIZED BY DIRECT EXPOSURE TO THE ACCRETION DISK OF A BLACK HOLE by national media
Wasn't he leaving and on the move when he was asked? Pop politics is so lame.
On the move for another vacay at the beach. Remember how Trump was constantly targeted for golfing. Well, Biden has spent 369 days — 39.5% of his presidency — on vacation.
That gait. Like Ozzy Osbourne going to heat up a burrito.
Yeah I hate politics it's all such a drama. Might as well just hit up a dive bar and watch some trashy baby mama drama instead.
Simply saying "We mourn the loss of life, and our thoughts are with their families" is like a day 1 lesson in public relations 101. How can that pudding-brain fuck even that up?
Because they can't find the right cocktail of meds to keep him lucid enough to speak for 45 seconds at a time
I can't wait for the next round of presidential debates. Assuming there are any.
They're keeping him limber for the Trump debate cocktails because they didn't bother to train any plan B candidates
Biden opened over recent remarks
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