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[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 121 points 2 weeks ago
[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 121 points 2 weeks ago

hi, i'd like to unread your post please

[-] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 65 points 2 weeks ago

That doesn’t sound like Trump, someone Trumpify it.

[-] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 129 points 2 weeks ago

So Elon tells me... he tells me... please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I'm the greatest, the greatest at edging. I'm all for it but... these people... you can't let 'em have it that easy... you really can't

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that it's too "on topic". He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I don't know, how much he hates immigrants.

[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

You can tell it really happened because he did not add „Sir“.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Too coherent for him in 2024. You have to end on a different topic than you started on.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

yea needs to stop mid sentence and start talking about bald eagles and wind turbines

[-] Metype@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for absolutely ruining my kink. Now I need to go find a new one.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I hear testicle torture is what all the hip kids are doing now

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

That....sounds ... Horrible.

Oh, wait, wrong kink.

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Senseless@feddit.org 52 points 2 weeks ago

How to delete someone else's post?

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 28 points 2 weeks ago

This is the worst genre of fanfic

[-] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[-] glorious_goldfish 26 points 2 weeks ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[-] LuckingFurker 25 points 2 weeks ago

I wish I could unread something

[-] cmrn@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Trump describing Elon’s rockets like he was a toddler on Christmas had me crawling in my skin

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

that is how Elon deserves to be treated from now until the end of his life

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't like that ☹️

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] schnokobaer@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] N00b22@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, his shirt says CCUMARS.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

So is he going to do the thing Mitt Romney did after sucking up to this guy? Realize it's a hard mistake, destroy his own political career, and THEN run to the Left?

this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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