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[-] symcal@lemmy.world 89 points 2 years ago

While we are at it, let's make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.

[-] nicoweio@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago

All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.

[-] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

The accenture consultant told the CIO it's top right in the Gartner quadrant... It must be the right solution

Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they'll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!

[-] meat_popsicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

“It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”

[-] Ramie@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flashbacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.

[-] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I see you are not a leader... What a shame /s

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 65 points 2 years ago

blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.

[-] skilltheamps@feddit.de 27 points 2 years ago

I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 years ago

I am terrified and aroused

[-] Beanie@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

I'm only terrified

[-] starman@programming.dev 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And AI for arithmetic operations. That's so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Holy shit, this guy is living in the future

[-] eltimablo@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.

[-] blomkalsgratin@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago
[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For webscale you might want to use mongodb

Edit: oh shit. This is old.

[-] blomkalsgratin@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Does it require a lot of configuration though? Does it work?

[-] yum13241@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Speculative haxecution.

[-] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)

[-] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

I couldnt even imagine trying to port any non assembly language to circuits in verilog.

[-] hardware26@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

It is easier to implement ALU, memory and interpreter in Verilog and run the code with that at that point.

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