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[-] symcal@lemmy.world 89 points 2 years ago

While we are at it, let's make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.

[-] nicoweio@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago

All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.

[-] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

The accenture consultant told the CIO it's top right in the Gartner quadrant... It must be the right solution

Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they'll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!

[-] meat_popsicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

“It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”

[-] Ramie@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flashbacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.

[-] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I see you are not a leader... What a shame /s

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