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They say dress for the job you want...
A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine
Let her conquer me.
"I said we meat at night, not as knight"
"Oh shit. Why didn't you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!"
We going to Medieval Times!
Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.
Time to get medieval on dat ass.
She could wear a trash bag if she's this cute, I'm still going out with her.
Relevant username.
Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.
Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.
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She can slay my dragon any time.
I'm underdressed and didn't know it.
You can hold her lance and sheathe her sword.
I'll let her sheath her sword any day.
Fall deeply, and completely in love
Plate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?
Badass.
NI!
That would be awesome, but I would be severely underdressed.
I would be anyway.
Take out the ring
Don't try to hide my erection
Smile and lube up
The Spanish Inquisition? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?
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