As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
Take her to a knightclub
What makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?
(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)
"I'm glad you brought protection"
what i'm told
Take her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)
Not another one knight stand!
It greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she's clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I've defended my honor.
Get excited about where ever we're going because I know it should be awesome
Marry her.
I sense one or two potential red flags.
Yep, she's a keeper.
WD40
As a longbow user, that armor isn't going to be much good
Everyone thinks they've got a longbow...
Aboveaveragebow for sure.
I would think there's a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!
Gosh, is it warm in here?
"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈
Marry her?
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
Edit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.
Ask if her father was possibly a little overprotective.
'No daughter of mine is going out on a date without a full set of protection!'
Marry her!
You don't need to put a ring on it...
... unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you'll need lots of rings.
Wife
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