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[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 92 points 1 year ago

What makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?

(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)

[-] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

What's the best way to polish that?

[-] superkret@feddit.org 77 points 1 year ago

Give it to your squire.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I usually attack it with a terrycloth and some Flitz. A little will go a surprisingly long way.

There are various methods of oiling, waxing, or otherwise preserving it afterwards. I prefer boiled linseed oil for that, personally.

In Ye Modern Times, you could also just make your mail out of something that doesn't rust. I didn't, though.

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Angle grinder and a buffing pad with a heavy dose of Sex Wax

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Heavy dose," indeed. ;)

[-] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Toothbrush and time

Clothes dryer and a bucket of sand would probably work.
Plus you can sell the self-dismantled dryer for parts after.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago
[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks.

I have a set of matching super historically authentic pants in the same pattern and material (with suspenders!) as well. I might even still fit in them, but I haven't tried in a while.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Love it ๐Ÿ˜€

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