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[-] donio@lemmy.world 87 points 1 week ago

What I see is an inexperienced developer who instead of systematically debugging the issue keeps trying random stuff hoping that it will somehow work.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 week ago

What I see is the developer who's left after multiple rounds of cost cutting layoffs and subsequent exodus of anyone qualified, that knows they are only there because they are willing to work for the least amount of money, and are willing to endure abuse from their sadistic manager, not knowing how to systematically debug the mountain of accumulated issues, and keeps trying random stuff hoping that anything will somehow work.

[-] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 week ago

Eh, that moment when you get a different error message tho ;)

[-] drew_belloc@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago

That is what hope and dreams are made of

[-] Prok@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Shit, did I forget to close my blinds again!?

[-] d2k1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 week ago

Back in my day we called that Programming by Coincidence.

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

Scattershot troubleshooting is the most frustrating way of looking for solutions, can't imagine why that would be any sane persons first option, or even before asking for another set of eyes.

Not really relevant to your comment, just that I've seen that myself a few times and it always frustrates me. Especially if the person does multiple changes so it's hard to find the origin of any new issues

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Tell me about it, all the juniors were doing it at my old job, and I was usually the one tasked with fixing their shit. And since we basically didn't do any form of mentoring (including code reviews) it was such a pain in the ass to get them to change their ways

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

Tell me about it, when the roles are reversed and nor the manager ex-dev nor the older dev care about good programming practices it's a far west where the junior desperately tries to become the dictator of a ruleless country

[-] Xanvial@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

But if you do it fast enough, you can call it Machine Learning

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 44 points 1 week ago

Immediately onto the lap.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 week ago

Christ almighty, this is perfect. Literally my life for the past twenty years, except the I start by assuming they did something dumb, so I would have checked the lid first. Then promptly they spill it unto their lap and I have to clean it.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

"whatever you do don't forget to check the big tab is on the left and the little tab is on the right, even if you get it backwards it won't close as a safety precaution."

Gets call of machine not working in another country, sends out consultant.

Big tab is on the right, little tab is on the left and the entire tray has been forced into position because "it wasn't closing properly so we had to apply a lot of force"

Professionals with confidence are the absolute worst, I tell ever consultant or technician that comes into my lab "I'll be in the corner if you need me to grab you any supplies or coffee, do you mind if I ask questions as you go so I can have a better understanding of what's going on with this magical box". I like to think they appreciate me.

[-] neo2478@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

The real question is, what the hell are they eating?

[-] badgey_fan_boy@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago

They almost look like big flans.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

When will humans stop enjoying painfully staged videos like this? Like, who tilts the object away from themself but towards the camera to check why it’s not working?

[-] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago

Comedy can be staged and still be funny. It's acting.

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Technically, all comedy is staged unless you're laughing at someone's real life misfortune.

[-] neatchee@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's a charicature. I'm not laughing because I think it's real (which would be kind of mean, anyway, since I'd just be laughing at someone screwing up). I'm laughing because it's relatable to real experiences many people have had, and because of the added commentary about software development.

Your hyperfocus on reality in media, and failure to see the comedy for what it truly is, is far more cringe than the video 😉

EDIT: it's like asking why people laugh at the obviously fake stories stand-up comedians tell because they're made up. Like, yeah, no shit, that's not the point.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

To be fair, I think the majority of stand up comedians are also painful to listen to.

But you’re right, this is an exaggerated caricature of reality, like Monty Python or the Three Stooges but far less so.

[-] neatchee@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I appreciate your capacity to recognize a valid argument even when it conflicts with your initial position ❤️ It's more than I expect from the average internet commenter

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago

It's not pretending to be genuine

[-] Melt@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

Do you only watch documentary and can't enjoy any movies or any fiction ever?

[-] pfm@scribe.disroot.org 1 points 1 week ago

Talk to the manager Karen! Do it!

[-] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 7 points 1 week ago

Do you also complain about movies being staged?

[-] techwithjake@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Only when it stops getting views. These and similar types of videos can garner views, which can then in turn garner money. If it's a low-effort/high-reward scenario, why not try it?

I don't like them anymore than you do cause they're so predictable but it makes people laugh and thus want more. That 10 second dopamine rush is addictive.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Indeed, it turns out that high quality content is high effort, and therefore has a weaker ROI. I know it’s simply game theory, I just hate this particular game.

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