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[-] AllYourSmurf@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Happy birthday to you
You belong in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too!

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What day is today?

It's Nibbler's birthday!

What a day for a birthday!

Let's all have some cake!

[-] OrganicMeatbag@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

And you smell like one too!!

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I know 3, in different languages.

[-] yata@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

*If you are a monolinguist native English speaker.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 6 points 1 year ago

You're the birthday
You're the birthday
You're the birthday
Boy or girl!

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You're not alone. This was also my number two.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I know at least 4. This post is ridiculous

[-] greenhorn@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Sin and sorrow from the air People dying everywhere Happy birthday Happy birthday

[-] valen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ahh. The birthday dirge. Classy.

[-] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Happy Birthday to you//Happy Birthday to you//Happy Birthday dear \ //Happy Birthday to you!

Lisa, it's your birthday//Happy birthday, Lisa//Lisa, it's your birthday//Happy birthday, Lisa.

This tracks.

[-] ejl@lemmy.lucitt.social 3 points 1 year ago

For anybody who would like to have a 3rd song, this one is the best of them all.

Happy birthday, Dick!

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[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is incredible

edit: I'm stunned to find this seems to have been created with no humor intended.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's more than 1? I only know 1. Now I feel ripped off.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My gift to anyone celebrating a birthday is to not sing. There's probably other gifts. but trust me. Insisting I sing... you'll regret it.

[-] evdo 2 points 1 year ago
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[-] evdo 1 points 1 year ago
[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It’s time to celebrate your birthday It happens every year We’ll eat a lot of broccoli And drink a lot of beer

[-] TheSmartDude@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I kniw 4 A)English B)Hindi 3)French 4)Arabic

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago
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[-] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

A birthday means you're one year closer to your death. The music that should be played is "The Last Post".

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