Timing is everything.

Establish dominance by raising your hand and farting when the teacher calls you

I remember when I felt an atomic bomb amount of gas rumbling through my intestines in school. I was sitting in front row at class, and during that lesson the guy behind me typically was close to be asleep.

So I let it rip as loud as I could, turned around and shouted loudly "You fucking pig!"

Confused he woke up while everyone else was shouting at him.

Sorry, S. if I caused you trauma.

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