No joke, I made a business card like this in my graphic design class in college because I had to have a gradient.

I knew what I was doing 😈. Had been doing design for a few years before.

Got perfect marks.

Didn't use black and white text, obviously they suck at their passion (I know the feel)

IIRC the original post was something like "My sister and I are like polar opposites". I still find it adorable.

Not on dev portfolios, they usually look better than any billion dollar company's website, and they have „more server per user” and they are also more optimized for the thing they do, so they are also a lot faster most of the time.

My man!