"What is my purpose?" - "You remove crumbs." - "Oh, my god!"
Crumba wumba
The crumbs fall down, I pick them up again!
I just put the dog on the table.
Would be great if it worked in toaster ovens.
It's integrated into the base of the toaster.
The toaster has a motion sensor. When there's been a toasting, it waits for a set amount of time of motionlessness before Crumba gets going.
Also schedulable through the app, of course.
Like robotic vacuums / mops should be integrated into bottom of dishwashers. Drives me nuts this isn't a thing.
How big are people's counters and this is a thing?
i APPROVE THE CRUMBA.
Need to make it sound more modern and sleek, like when the first iPod and iPhones came out. You could name it the iCrumba.
Does it rhyme with Roomba or is it crumb-ba?
Crumb-ba.
It's gotta be "Crümba".
Ooohhh... I am a sucker for umlauts...
You should see me write in my home-town dialect, its Umlaute all the way down:
natürläch, mä muess ds End UND der Nether 2x besiegä, um netheride z machä...
naturally, one has to defeat the end AND the nether 2x to make Netherite...
The discussion being between me and a friend, who misunderstood how one of the new minecraft things worked
wait ill search for a more umlaut-one
wöu i wirdä wouh uf ändi Jahr mi gross PC oh uf Linux änderä, u frage mi öbi immerno Ubuntu, odr vilech doch öbbis wi Mint odr soo sötti bruuchä. [...]
Because I will probably, towards end of the year, change my big PC too to Linux. I'm just questioning wether I should still use Ubuntu, or maybe change to using Mint or such. [...]
There are some horrible words with like two ä's behind one-another and another just yonder of the consonant
Notable Mentions: är hüület ; he's crying (bawling his eyes out).
Schlööf ; ice-skates.
aaöödä ; to bore someone
and the necessery: Chuchichästli, which I will let you decipher on your own.
anyways much fun, good luck trying to pronounce any of it.
Lol
I read it as "A counter to your roomba called the crumba". Because of course I want a robot that lays down crumbs for my roomba.
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