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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The kids are gonna like me more, since I'm giving them bumps inside Parliaments, so they can also have a smoke with their coke. It's basically the same as giving out full-size candy bars. 😌

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 hours ago

Wow. I thought a cocaine key was like short for kilo. Which I guess is an insane amount.

I never thought about putting the cocaine in the line etched into a key.

[-] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

a kilo of cocaine would probably run ya like 50k depending on where you are lol

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 hours ago
[-] teft@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago

I knew a guy who could put damn near a tbsp on a key. He was never allowed to get his own bumps.

Of sugar. Obviously I’m talking about sugar.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago

Didn't knew a "key bump" was a thing.

[-] aaaa@lemmy.world 32 points 5 hours ago

I kept thinking "bump key" which is a tool for bypassing locks

[-] teft@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

In places where cocaine is more pure it’s a thing. A small amount will get you zooted so there really isn’t a reason to do lines.

[-] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

People at festivals do it all the time, ain't got no time to lay lines

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 9 points 7 hours ago

Makes a "serviceable" scoop and reduces the amount of paraphernalia on your person.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 hours ago

Watch Die Hard.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Hopefully these aren't the keys to the house.

[-] brossman@infosec.pub 7 points 6 hours ago

deviant ollam is salivating rn

this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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