For the Emperor!

Crackers don't matter!

Your Garden Is Overgrown And Your Cucumbers Are Soft!

"In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings..."

It menaces with spikes of dog leather

Dear Anne,

this is your 8th birthday...

It's fine! We're gods!

More violets, I say. Less violence.

jonathan ?

aye what do you mean you people ?

"as you wish"

Dungeon meshi, oh dungeon meshi.

The double vomit is a sign of great joy!

Perhaps if you take these rubber bands off of my claws I could help?

We will not accept surrender.

no cost too great

Today, we're dancing for no reason. Someday, we'll disappear for no reason.

Innocence proves nothing.

Our enemies hide in METAL BOXES, the cowards! THE FOOLS! We should take away their METAL BOXES!

There is a table in the corner with a pristine blade perched atop it.

“I will never be a memory,”

Smeeee heeee

We gladly feast on those that would subdue us.

Ooooohhh....it's a scythe

One billion percent!

"You're. Going. TO LOVE ME."

"cart mantle" or "Nicaragua my beloved"

"Eyyy I'm ladders! I go up and I go down!" or "go get your snacks!"

"It has both the properties of rubber and gum"

I decided to make a few from 3 different communities. Honestly the first one I'm not sure how common it is inside the community but one could get it by thinking about it a bit

"Sam, where are you from?"

"Oh no, I just wound you! Don't tell me you're broken! So not fair... I've taken extra good care of you and everything."