The people who talk shit about clowns are the people who wouldn't survive 2 weeks in clown college, which is a real thing you have to go to to be included in the World Clown Association. Clowning is a ~~serious~~ real job that people don't give enough respect to.

Oh no

The Cheese Test (youtube link) is a great way to visualize this. If the food doesn't rotate, you end up with hot and cold spots.

(This was just the first video I could find of someone performing the test for people who hadn't heard of it, I didn't listen to the video, only confirm that that's what they're doing)

This is what I've said about Mr.Beast from day 1. First video I saw of his was putting his friends in a taped off square in some backyard and the last one to leave keeps the car. So a rich asshole makes people dance for money and then he profits off the video for more than he paid. Mr.Beast is 1 of 2 youtubers that I have used an extension to explicitly block me from seeing his videos in my feed.

This is it, this is the fucking post that's gonna make me buy a mullvad subscription. I don't really need a VPN all that much, but the fuckers banned pornhub in my state and I have to see the results of the pasta fucker video. It wasn't for piracy, it wasn't for protection, it was so I could watch someone stick their dick in fleshlight full of noodles and sauce. I hate this post, 10/10.

I just started playing Disco Elysium, I'm about 3 hours in and I have no idea what I'm doing. The voice acting is fantastic though, so that's nice!

I definitely prefer cats to dogs as well but.... Jesus Christ bro thats a little dark

Tons of updates and features introduced over the past 20 years - I sleep.

Microsoft paint gets an update - Real shit?!

"The suspect was found and shot dead by responding officers"

I don't think they made it to jail.

If you raise the price of everything by 18% the prices on the menu will be 18% higher, possibly discouraging people from eating there. If you add it at the end people will still choose to eat there at least once. It is practically the same as raising prices, just a lot more dishonest.

Goddammit! I have o- blood and the red cross called me LITERALLY everyday after I donated the first time. I asked them to only call every quarter because I still did want to donate, but that just made them call every other day. Finally out of frustration I looked for anything that would make me ineligible to donate and the next time they called, I told them I was gay. All calls stopped after that.

"a genital mutilator, a groomer, and a pedophile." Man is accusing a 9 year old of being a pedophile. I just can't understand how you get this fucked in the head.