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Why is it, when something stucks, it is always you three?
I’ve been wondering the same thing profesor.
you'd think i'd have learned by now not to put my potato masher in the drawer. but you'd be wrong if you thought that.
Don't forget the tongs that's missing the lock thing and somehow ends up standing up wide open.
I threw an entire draw of utensils across the room because of one of those fuckers.
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Mine is pineapple corer and unnecessarily large can opener
Praise Anoia
I don't think "audio off" was ever a reason.
One of ours gets stuck on the 3 different sets of measuring cups. Why do we have 3 full sets? No one knows!
Because eventually you'll break it lose one of the cups and then have 3 incomplete sets that will hopefully provide a full set between them.
Because having one means you have to wash that pile of dishes at the bottom of the sink.
Ineffective ass potato masher.
What would you recommend for mashing ass-potatoes?
For ass potatoes you need a ricer.
Kinda depends how you like your potatoes. I generally like them a little lumpy, but I think the twelve or so of us in the lumpy crew nationwide lose that fight every Thanksgiving.
But! The ineffective ass potato masher does a real good job of breaking up ground meat in to super tiny bits in the pan for stuff like Taco meat.
I use a perforated masher. It's like the middle ground between this and a ricer.
Ineffective potato masher is an amazing taco meat maker. And sometimes you want lumpy potatoes, like you said. I prefer smooth but something like bangers and mash? It just makes it feel more a substantial if there's lumps.
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The professionals use a potato ricer. Very fast, no lumps, and no risk of accidently making a glue, but you have to buy a potato rice, and change is scary.
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And how else would you suggest we pay tribute to Anoia?
PRAISE ANOIA!
Oh merciful Anoia, guard our kitchens and protect our drawers!
Forgot the upside down spatula.
If it wasn’t so true
A fuckin set of tongs that has some latching mechanism that doesn’t work so they stay permanently agape.
Mine is a collection of antique dental instruments.
I won't tell you why, but I will say that it puts the lotion on its skin.
This really grates my cheese
I simply don't put these in a drawer.
For me it's usually letting anyone else put dishes away. Before that, the ¼, ½, ⅓, and 1 cup measure set but I fixed it by putting them upside down.
Burger patty press still in the cardboard
C'mon man. You forgot half a dozen mismatched batteries, some tongs, and 3 different bottle openers for some reason.
This post has made me ask, why don't we just put this shit in a different place?
Kitchen is to small
a knife once got stuck in out kitchen drawer.
after an hour of trying to get that drawer open with an arsenal of tools we surrendered and smashed a hole in the drawer from below.
The new ceramic knifes which caused the incident were collateral damage.
Oh man, that’s why that drawer was so spiteful - it took its revenge out on my mother-in-law. Apparently it reincarnated as a bathroom drawer and schemed with the cat to close the bathroom door and open the drawer right next to it
I tried to help but it was too tight to even snake a wire hanger through. I ended up smashing a hole in the bathroom door
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What is the purpose of the squiggly one?
Mashing potatoes
Potato masher
Not just A potato masher, its THE potato masher. If you dont have that thick af metal wire one you have an inferior potato masher.
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Human agony and self torture
CPT
I have this one drawer that always hits something
- potato masher
- large pizza cutter
- basting brush with an annoying hook on the side
For me it's tongs.
Mine is measuring cups that stack weird.
Found the American :)
Do measuring cups not exist outside of America?
While there are measuring cups, they aren't a set of cups of fixed volume, like American measuring cups, but rather like beakers with markings on them.
Our baking recipes are also based on the mass of ingredients rather than volume, which frustrates me whenever I see US-based recipes who call out for the "cup" measurement instead of mentioning the amount of grams one needs.
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You could just buy a utensil crock and never have to worry about it again.
Also box graters go in a cabinet, if you don't have cabinet space and need to keep it in a drawer then get a flat grater (it's not like you use the other sides of the box grater anyway).
The spatula is a classic one
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